Menim, da ni takega junaka, ki ne bi lulal kadar kaka oz. se ne bi smejal ob vicih Chuck-a Norrisa. Chuck-a verjetno vsi poznate iz vlog v raznih akcijskih filmih, na kar pa se tudi navezujejo vse šale. Za vas sem izbral nekaj za trebušne mišice najbolj obremenjujočih:

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  • There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
  • Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
In še največja finta, ko v google.si vpišešete “find Chuck Norris” ter pritisnete gumb Klik na srečo.