Menim, da ni takega junaka, ki ne bi lulal kadar kaka oz. se ne bi smejal ob vicih Chuck-a Norrisa. Chuck-a verjetno vsi poznate iz vlog v raznih akcijskih filmih, na kar pa se tudi navezujejo vse šale. Za vas sem izbral nekaj za trebušne mišice najbolj obremenjujočih:
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
- There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
- Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
hehe, spodaj je pa še “little white headphoness” fora =)
Hehehe, to sem se lansko leto smejal temu ves cajt. Sem prov gledal eno stran k je blo polno tega sm skor dol padu od smeha 🙂
Chuck Norris kills ants with a magnifying glass..at night.
Superman and Hulk compete who’s stronger..Chuck Norris wins.
Demoni ne opsedejo Chuck Norrisa… Chuck Norris opsede njih!
pa še mal s travianom
lol
Chuck Norris je začel igrati travian in tako je nastal speed travian.
Chuck Norris pošlje fejke in očisti vojsko v naseljih.
Chuck Norris ne išče 15crop, on išče 18 crop in ga tudi najde.
Chuck Norris ima največ vojske, ker njegovi jedo tudi les, glino in železo.
Chuck Norris ne napada svojih sosedov, ker igra sam v kvadrantu.
Chuck Norris naredi heroja iz katapulta in samega pošlje na WW.
Chuck Norris je gradil WW in ga dvignil na lvl 200.
Chuck Norrisu tudi natarji pošiljajo 1urno proizvodnjo.
Big Brother govori ti Chuck Norris: IMAS NATANKO MINUTO ČASA DA SE IZSELIŠ IZ HIŠE!
Ko je Graham Bell leta 1879 izumil telefon je imel na njem ze 2 neodgovorjena klica! Klical ga je Chuck Norris
Mate pa res zlo izvirne 🙂 kako se jih spomnete..